nothing compares to the greatness of You, Lord

Hahahaha, utterly frenzied by hilarity when I saw this on Grace(Wong)'s blog:

If you know me well enough, I should have told you about why I dont take my greens. When I was young, I chewed on something hard in my veggies. I spat it out only to find a tortise. (!?) I know its very unbelievable, and as of today, I havent found someone who actually believes me. Its sad. But I promise, its true.