i spill my heart as an offering to my King
I managed to borrow Christ for the Nations CD! *throws confetti*
Yea, it's good. I'm still looking for the one with "That is Why", anyone?
Anyway, while I'm in the midst of a morning rush,
I'm going to share 10 steps to get yourself half-dead.. and full of mud.
1.
Come home from a birthday celebration tired and decide to night cycle
2.
Wait for your sister to come home to borrow her bike (which by the way, has its seat too high for you, but not to worry, because you want to kill yourself really.)
3.
Prepare cold water in a Dora the Explorer water bottle, and get a pouch to bring your keys.
4.
Get your sister to teach you how to mount and dismount the bike since your feet cant touch the ground
5.
Cycle away on to the road, and because of your apparent lack of directional sense, illegally enter the AYE
6.
Panic, and try to get out of the AYE, only to find yourself now on the ECP
7.
Call many people who are sleeping, and because they don't answer your call, turn back against the traffic and look/feel like a moron
8.
Be relieved when you go on your way home, and take the super steep slope you always thought would be fun, until you break suddenly and throw yourself forward.
9.
Crawl to the side of the road and leave the bike first, since there are cars coming near you and your life is really more important than the bike (its your sis' anyway)
10.
Laugh at your stupidity, because what goes down must come up, and you find yourself half-dead (and muddy) and trying to cycle uphill.
Come home from a birthday celebration tired and decide to night cycle
2.
Wait for your sister to come home to borrow her bike (which by the way, has its seat too high for you, but not to worry, because you want to kill yourself really.)
3.
Prepare cold water in a Dora the Explorer water bottle, and get a pouch to bring your keys.
4.
Get your sister to teach you how to mount and dismount the bike since your feet cant touch the ground
5.
Cycle away on to the road, and because of your apparent lack of directional sense, illegally enter the AYE
6.
Panic, and try to get out of the AYE, only to find yourself now on the ECP
7.
Call many people who are sleeping, and because they don't answer your call, turn back against the traffic and look/feel like a moron
8.
Be relieved when you go on your way home, and take the super steep slope you always thought would be fun, until you break suddenly and throw yourself forward.
9.
Crawl to the side of the road and leave the bike first, since there are cars coming near you and your life is really more important than the bike (its your sis' anyway)
10.
Laugh at your stupidity, because what goes down must come up, and you find yourself half-dead (and muddy) and trying to cycle uphill.
Hahahahahaha, I guess I overestimated myself.
superDora, not.
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