Tuesday, June 17, 2003

*squeals*MA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm unwell
I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell

no. not that sort of unwell. i'm PHYSICALLY unwell
sick? ill? yah?
i'm having a sorethroat
i know itz like NO BIG DEAL to u
but its a BIG deal to me cuz itz uncommon for me to have sorethroat
AND i think i've only had sorethroat for less thn 10 times in my entire, wonderful, amazing, wacky life
n now i can't even swallow my own saliva.
no matter what i do it hurts
n no matter what i dun do, it hurts
IT JUST HURTS ALL THE TIME for short
n as if tt is NOT enough, i'm having menstrual cramp
oops. i mean m******** cramp
n gals out there, u understand my pain dun u?
somehow, itz just so not my day
besides those two, i have this... god-knows-what
everytime after i eat, i just feel like puking
probably due to my over-eating nowadays but
seriously. in fact, just 20mins ago, i just vommitted
n i swear. i NEVER EVER vommited THAT much before
it was like. ewww... YUCK!! YUCK!!! TOTALLY GROSS
n like. no one cared. technically, no one was at hm
so i suffered silently. no one bothered!!!
actually. like i said, no one was at hm so. oh well.
gosh! this may sound totally absurd to u but-
i think i may be pregnant. i mean, look
1.)i vomitted
2.)i'm having leg cramps so often nowadays
3.)i like sour stuff
hey wait. tt duzzen count. cuz i like sour stuff be it pregnant or not
WAIT again. heh-heh! i may not b pregnant afterall cuz
1.)i'm still a virgin
2.)if i was pregnant...
I WUDDEN EVEN HAVE MY MENSES!!
dumb. n getting dumber.
n dumberer
BUT WAIT. tt isn't gd news. IF i'm not pregnant,
wudden tt mean
wudden tt mean
*gulp* i'm ill? as in... ulcer? stomach ulcer?
or worse-
CANCER?!
no! cannt cannt cannt
i dun wan! i dun wanna die yet
i haven get married n give birth yet!!!
ok. let's plan. for in case
i repeat, for IN CASE
if i really have cancer
once again, IF i really have cancer
to all peepz of 2S3, my family, n everyone i know:
iloveyou
n even if i really left *choi*, rmb
i rawk!
n everyone... must be by my deathbed hor
no matter wad.
n erm... can i be a bit more greedy?
erm..how abt amanda bynes n brenda song?
how's tt?
holy cow! this is so... annoying!!!
i'm paranoid
i am. i know i am. i just know i am
duh!!
argh!!! *squeals again* ahhhhhhhhhh!!!



THE ABOVE WRAS WRITTEN BY LYNETTE WHEN SHE WAS CRAPPY*even dou she's crappy 24/7* AS IN, WHEN SHE WAS REALLY ZONKED. PUH-LEEZ DO NOT TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY, EVEN DOU THERE ISN'T A SINGLE BIT OF LIES. BUT IF U WANT TO, NOBODY'S STOPPING YOU. *duh*

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