sigh.let me tell u abt my sad sad life.tragic.
see.
on monday.
fayanne and i planned to go out.thn bcuz of some serious miscommunication.and also bcuz we kept changing our minds.we cancelled everything.we went to her dad's club to swim instead.and to cut the LONNNNGGGG story short.we were having lots and lotsa fun swimming and tanning until i fell off the diving board.as in.i didnt fall into the water but on to the ground.i know i know.its very zha daoooooo.but anw.i fell flat on my face head down and lucky i was wearing goggles.so only the right side of my face got injured.a few superficial scratches on the right side of my face and one uh.according to the doctor.its 0.6cm long and 0.3cm wide and abt 0.2cm deep.cut just 0.000000000001cm above my right eye on my eyelid.haha.lucky not my eye.and blah blah blah.was bleeding.hahaha.dirtied the towels there.frankly speaking, i was really really scared.cuz it was so painful.but cuz fayanne looked pretty worried/guilty/or whatever, i decided to smile and laugh.but it was like.OUCHHHH!!!!hahaha.so we went t wash up.and thn left.and cuz i couldnt possibly be holding a towel on my head all the time.i used a plaster.hahaha.fay kept saying tt i looked like a little girl with a plaster there.and cuz it was kinda red around my eye, she said i looked like i used mascara/eye shadow.and that the cut looked like a burst pimple above my eye.wahahahahas.lucky i have small single-eyelided eyes.so the swell dun look so obvious.hahaha.i should stop complaining abt my small eyes.anw.so ya.we left.went to guardian to buy nice coloured 3M plasters.wahahahahas.so cutee.thn went to mac to wait for weiqiang and zhiwei to come and tutor fayanne.thn after 23948928402984295894538959582094820943829482043 years, they came.hahaha.and they asked me t go see doctor.and as usual, cuz of my jinx-ness, NO CLINICS WERE OPEN!!!! excpt for Lighthouse clinic which had a looooooooong queue.so we decided to go there.and waited a long time before we went in.and the doctor is so.i dunno.i went in.and he was talking on the phone.and i just sat there listening to him talk.WOW.and he asked me to take off the plaster.and it was so OUCHHH!!!so i started whining and screaming and crying like a little baby.and fayanne kept telling me:"its not painful.its not painful." and when i saw the blood.she kept telling me:"its not blood.its ur tears.its ur tears."hahaha.FAYANNE FOO ROCKKS!-best buddy in the entire universe-and thn after 239482948209482095824823094 years, the doctor came to see how i was.and thn told me to go to the hospital.a-hah.great.so i paid twenty dollars consultation fee for some @#$%^&*(*&^%$#@ doctor who practically did nth excpt for let me eavesdrop on his conversation with some guy, and let me wait 29290481903812931 yrs to do so.so we took a cab down to NUH.[hehe.i got it right this time.N-U-"H".]anw.yah.and i went to children's emergency.a very cute doctor saw me.hahahaha.funny doctor.did alot of funny things.made me roll my eyeballs.open and close my mouth.checked my nose.hahaha.tt was funny.and all tt usual stuff tt fayanne kept laughing at.and he took off my pirate eye patch.hahaha.the one the Lighthouse doctor gave me.oh yes.adds to the list the clinic helped me in.gave me a very ugle pirate patch when i purposely bought coloured plasters for the cut.anw.back to my tragic story.the doctor asked me to take out all my plasters.for a moment, i wanted to cry.cuz i JUST [like 1 sec ago] put the nice plasters all over my body and he asked me to take thm all off.sob sob.and he intended to stick on new ones frm the hospital.those boring dead skin coloured ones.but anw.he didnt.i used my own cute ones.hehe.thn tralalaalalalas.to cut the long story short agn, i went for xray.3 on my eyes and 1 on my chest.they found out tt i broke abt 4 ribs and and eye socket was cracked.and my eyeball was gg to roll out soon.so they immediately called other hospitals to lookd for a dead person's eyeball to replace mine.
uh.sorry.i made that up.bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
anw.yes.i did the xrays.and waited for a long time.thn my mum came.thn we walked back to the children's emergency.and saw tt doctor agn.who later asked me to see the eye specialist to ask if its advisable to stitch up my cut.i went to the EyeRoom [hehe] and saw the doctor.weird doctor.kept droppping some very ouch-ful eyedrops into both my eyes.it was stinging pain.really.and he expected me to open my eyes "WIDE" with tt pain.and he did alot of funny irritating tests on my eye with a very annoying machine or whatever u call tt.thn after ten thousand yrs, i came out finally.to find my mum sleeping alrdy.wow.thn i forgot what happend.i just rmb walking frm the eye room to the xray room to the children emergency many many times.like 9248209482309482930483294 times tt many.and thn going home.yepp.finally.
and thn.tt's not the end.the next morning i went agn.and -blablabla- i dun wanna say.they did alot of irritating tests as usual.and i waited a long long time as usual.and thn finally.everything done.my mum and i ate at the canteen there.thn went to pay the bills.cuz we didnt pay the day before.cuz my mum rushed frm work and had no money.and the nurses at the children's emergency [where i pay my bill] commented tt my plaster was very cute.hehe.and the indian guy doing the adminstrative work was just pure lame.hahahaha.he was like:"its really a beautiful one.its like u got purple mascara.really beautiful."i know it doesnt sound funny to u.u gotta be at tt scene to laugh.hahahaha.oh wells.
to think i was just looking at the guitar.telling myself i'm gg to get it soon.hm.i dun think so.ouch.double ouch.
anw.fayanne foo.u seriously rockk!!!!thx for staying w me at the hospital even though u got sch the next day.thx for forgetting abt ur homework for me.thx for wanting to pay half of the hospital bill but no thx anw.thx for everything.everything.and dun worry.me falling down has nth to do with u.its not ur fault.really. *smiles* u rockk once agn. [=
and thx zhiwei and weiqiang.or should i say, sirlion steak and "cute" boi?wahahahahahahas.oh wells.and thx for laughing a "pork chop".thx ah.but seriously.i meant.THANKS! loads.
and for now.i shall go do my homework.toddles!
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