age to age He stands, and time is in His hands
ilovemyJesus!!
"i hope the man doesnt throw his axe on me.."
as i was walking to the bus stop from school, along the sides of Tanglin Regency Condo, i noticed some strange bushes moving up and down, as if it was skipping.as i approached it, i realized tht an indian gardener was trying to "pull" the bush through the fence into the condo(the branches of the bush,which was IN the condo,had grown OUT of the condo through the fence, picture it).thn to my horror, i noticed something petrifying.IT WAS A RED AND BROWN RUSTY AXE!the kind-looking gardener smiled at me but when turned to the disobedient bush, his face suddenly twisted into menacing mask, and he ruthlessly chopped the bush.OUCH.he repeatedly chopped the bush like how u see murderers on suria's drama shows kill people.except tht the bush didnt scream for help nor did it bleed.well...=\ i was so terrified i walked away quickly, hoping that the psycho gardener wont throw his axe at me suddenly.trust me, it wasnt a small penknife or what and i'm not exaggerating.it was definitly as A-X-E, axe.fortunately, i ran away fast enough.
through my experiences these days, i learnt tht kindergarden storybooks always lie about friendly gardeners who smile at u when u say "HELLO" and give u free, nice-smelling flowers when you go to school.nonononono, they dont.i'll be on my guard in future.it might not be just a chainsaw or axe in future, the gardener might be armed with a bazooka in future.well...
HAHA.
i'm chatting with lydia right now, telling her how dusty the present i was supposed to give her is, as it sits on my table:
canoeistLYNETTE;imagine me without You i'ld be lost and so confused says:
and and and.monday what bag are u going to carry?
I NEED A CORK FOR MY NOSE says:
huh?!! hahahha..
canoeistLYNETTE;imagine me without You i'ld be lost and so confused says:
BIG BIG BIG BIG BAG? or small pouch?
canoeistLYNETTE;imagine me without You i'ld be lost and so confused says:
cuz i wanna pass u ur dusty present
I NEED A CORK FOR MY NOSE says:
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. NOT THE DUST
*rolls on the floor with laughter*
i love lydia, she's always SOOOO funny. :D
I think that ________ is changing for the better, which is extremely good.i found out that thr is this "lock" thing that forbids entry to sites with certain content, so he/she can exercise self-control.only approved sites are viewable, though this means i cant view blogs that have no ratings, it also means... :D :D :D
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